Life Of Red Jury
My Life So Far
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Friday, August 02, 2013
Friday, June 08, 2012
"No one is able to produce a great work of art without
experience, nor achieve a worldly position immediately, nor be a great
lover at the first attempt; and in the interval between initial failure
and subsequent success, in the gap between who we wish one day to be and
who we are at present, must come pain, anxiety, envy and humiliation.
We suffer because we cannot spontaneously master the ingredients of
fulfillment."
-Alain de Botton
The Consolations of Philosophy
-Alain de Botton
The Consolations of Philosophy
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Cliff Clavin....Buffalo and Beer
"This is an explanation by Cliff Clavin of Cheers:
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went :
Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went :
Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Facebook: "Thought of you with love today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too. I think of you in silence, I often speak your name. All I have are memories and a picture in a frame. Your memory is a keepsake, with which I'll never part. God has you in His keeping, I have you in my heart."
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